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[Joke] Mr. Jones

Discussion in 'General and Trending Stories' started by bizarrio, May 18, 2013.

  1. bizarrio

    bizarrio New Member

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    Mr. Jones comes to Singapore to buy some cheap computers, TV sets etc.
    He goes to Mr. Cheng’s shop. He enters …
    Shop Assistant (SA): Can I help you
    MrJ: I’d like to know the price for AT Computers.
    SA: All computers 1 US$
    MrJ: What ? 1 US$ a computer. I’ll take 10 pcs.
    SA: Oh, you’ll take 10 pcs. That’s 1 US$.
    MrJ: No you’ve made a mistake. That’s 10 US$.
    SA: No, no mistake. 1 US$.
    MrJ: Ok. And what’s the price for TV’s
    SA: 1 US$
    MrJ: I’ll take 20.
    SA: Anything else ?
    MrJ: Yes, and 100 HiFi Stereos please. That would be all.
    SA: Oh, how nice. You pay me one dollar, please.
    Mr. Jones pays him the buck and leaves. On the door he turns around and
    asks:
    MrJ: By the way, are you Mr. Cheng ?
    SA: No, Mr. Cheng is upstairs, fucking my wife and I’m fucking his business now.
     
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  3. Sian

    Sian Administrator

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    Thanks for sharing Bizzario

    moral of the story do onto others as you will like them to do onto you!!!
     
  4. Vickie

    Vickie New Member

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    baahahaha .. loved this
     
  5. wasi90lk

    wasi90lk New Member

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    Very good joke, I love the part when he sold 10 computers for $1.

    if someone offers me 10 computers for $1, I will be shocked.
     
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