Mr. Jones comes to Singapore to buy some cheap computers, TV sets etc. He goes to Mr. Cheng’s shop. He enters … Shop Assistant (SA): Can I help you MrJ: I’d like to know the price for AT Computers. SA: All computers 1 US$ MrJ: What ? 1 US$ a computer. I’ll take 10 pcs. SA: Oh, you’ll take 10 pcs. That’s 1 US$. MrJ: No you’ve made a mistake. That’s 10 US$. SA: No, no mistake. 1 US$. MrJ: Ok. And what’s the price for TV’s SA: 1 US$ MrJ: I’ll take 20. SA: Anything else ? MrJ: Yes, and 100 HiFi Stereos please. That would be all. SA: Oh, how nice. You pay me one dollar, please. Mr. Jones pays him the buck and leaves. On the door he turns around and asks: MrJ: By the way, are you Mr. Cheng ? SA: No, Mr. Cheng is upstairs, fucking my wife and I’m fucking his business now.